IC Inbox; Kaisou

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"You've reached Patrizio Fugo. I'm currently unavailable, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

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Again, fucking incredible.

And good riddance, some of those assholes deserved it.

[killerapp]

seriously. anyway just wanted you to know the server's nuked. have fun.

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👍

Much appreciated.

text | pre-event

[switchaxe]

hey. wantcha to meet someone

[A PUPPY]

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[A PUPPY...]

Aww, cute! Should I come over to meet them properly?

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if you want. didja know the goodwill has dogs?

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I did not know that, but I'd believe it, given the other things there.

Also, omw

[switchaxe]

we're all inside

[When Pat arrives, Ash has his new puppy and the Pokemon on his lap, sound asleep as he reads something on his phone.]

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[Pat comes in, his Maschiff on his heels, smiling as he leans down a bit to kiss Ash on the cheek in greeting.]

Hey.

[switchaxe]

[Nope get back here he wants a proper kiss--]

Hey. I'd get up but it's illegal.

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[Okay, okay, proper kiss it is, then--]

Clearly.

[Fine by him! He'll go ahead and sit down... about as close to Ash as he can, the Maschiff jumping up to sit on his own lap.]

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Yeah. I'm thinkin' Strawberry for a name.

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Cute.

[It's a little awkward with so many puppies in the way, but he's definitely going to try to rest his head on Ash's shoulder.]

[switchaxe]

[So many puppies. But Ash is happy.]

They had more dogs, but the damn owner wouldn't let me take 'em all home. Had a cat, too.

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Okay, I think the owner might have had a point there, at least. Don't overload yourself with so many at a time, jeez.

[He's laughing, though.]

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I could take them to a shelter instead of a Goodwill!

[Just saying!]

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Fair.

[Aaaaaand the Maschiff is bored now, so he's jumping off Pat's lap and nudging the Houndour a little.]

--Ah, hey, Lati, no.

[switchaxe]

[The Houndour looks up before bapping Lati with a paw. Naptime!]

Yeah, don't think Orthie liked that.

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[There's a whine from the Maschiff before Pat gives him a stern look.]

Buccellati.

[switchaxe]

...like the cookies?

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Yeah, like the cookies. And, uh. Because it sounds like "Bucciarati."

[switchaxe]

Got it. An' "Bucci" sounds too much like "Gucci"?

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Little bit.

[He snickers a bit.]

And look at him, it wouldn't suit him anyway.

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Yeah, no, he looks like a fuckin' mafia grunt or somethin'.

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Maybe he'll look a little more dignified eventually.

[However, for now, the Maschiff is just melodramatically flopping over. He is so bored, dads, he is dying.]