IC Inbox; Kaisou

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[Death would be kinder.]

Mmgh. Right, so, talking about literally anything else.

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Berry's afraid of the shower.

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[Lifting his head.]

What?

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She's never seen me use one! I used the ones at the campsite, so she has no idea what the fuck that thing is.

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[Pffff--]

Oh my god. Poor Berry.

[As he reaches over to pet her.]

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[She rolls over for belly rubs.]

Orthie ain't a fan either, but I think that's because she burps fire.

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[He chuckles. Belly rubs for Berry!!]

Yeah, makes sense...

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Need to get a squirt gun for when they're bein' little shits.

[Orthie whines. No wet!]

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Wow.

[Pats for Orthie too--]

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Look, I'm livin' with two guys who go cat! I need something!

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Fair. Two guys who go cat, and you've got a boyfriend who's a rabbit.

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An' I'm a fuckin' dog with a glitter problem. [Faerie] How'd this happen?

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I mean, we both know how it happened with us.

[Fuck that one faerie bastard in particular.]

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[Patpat]

I meant in general.

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[Huffing and leaning against him.]

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Wanna watch something?

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Yes please. We've still got a Disney backlog to work on.