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IC Inbox; Kaisou

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If you really don't want me to try an' go, I won't. I just didn't think you'd want Velvet.

[Sigh.]

You've got a point there, and you all have already decided, anyway. If I tried to argue, I'd either not find the words or just get pissed off trying all over again.

[Getting this snack open...]

And I already had to go literally cool down, so.

If you said "I really don't want you to go Ash", I'd've sent Velvet or Albarea. I'm still gonna be hangin' around either way, though.

I never said that. I just didn't--and still don't--think the fake ID idea is a good one.

Doesn't matter now, but I'm not defending any of you from the inevitable lecture from Mr. Albarea, just so you know.

My birthday ain't until summer.

[Sorry.]

Eh, it wouldn't be the first time he lectured me. I'll take it.

[Yeah, he's not going to comment on that first bit. Best to let the topic go, he thinks.

... Fuck it, he's just going to join Ash on the floor.]

[Floor time!]

Still can't believe they sent a fuckin' shrink.

Honestly I both can and can't believe it.

[A beat.]

Frankly, I'm more surprised it didn't happen sooner.

It might've, an' they just got chased off. Everyone here is batshit insane.

[A long pause, as he leans against Ash a bit.]

Somehow, I feel like even that's an understatement.

[He'll allow this. He'll even shift a little so Pat is more comfortable.]

Kid built a portal and summoned dinos, guy who fought Santa, people gettin' cursed by the Fae...

[Much appreciated, Ash.]

I feel like trying to guess whatever crazy thing's going to happen next is going to be a useless endeavor, because whatever we come up with isn't going to be wild enough.