IC Inbox; Kaisou

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"You've reached Patrizio Fugo. I'm currently unavailable, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

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[Perhaps unfortunately for everyone involved, Pat's a smart guy.

Not that he has to be to put two and two together.

He just buries his face in Ash's shoulder and groans. Whatever higher powers may or may not exist, strike him down now, that would be less embarrassing...]

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[Pat pat the Pat...?]

Don't ask what cello he bought you. Elliot handled it.

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[Death would be kinder.]

Mmgh. Right, so, talking about literally anything else.

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Berry's afraid of the shower.

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[Lifting his head.]

What?

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She's never seen me use one! I used the ones at the campsite, so she has no idea what the fuck that thing is.

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[Pffff--]

Oh my god. Poor Berry.

[As he reaches over to pet her.]

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[She rolls over for belly rubs.]

Orthie ain't a fan either, but I think that's because she burps fire.

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[He chuckles. Belly rubs for Berry!!]

Yeah, makes sense...

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Need to get a squirt gun for when they're bein' little shits.

[Orthie whines. No wet!]

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Wow.

[Pats for Orthie too--]

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Look, I'm livin' with two guys who go cat! I need something!

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Fair. Two guys who go cat, and you've got a boyfriend who's a rabbit.

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An' I'm a fuckin' dog with a glitter problem. [Faerie] How'd this happen?

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I mean, we both know how it happened with us.

[Fuck that one faerie bastard in particular.]

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[Patpat]

I meant in general.

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[Huffing and leaning against him.]

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Wanna watch something?

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Yes please. We've still got a Disney backlog to work on.