IC Inbox; Kaisou

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Chocolate? Please be chocolate.

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[Casually dropping the bag into his lap and-- yep there's chocolate in there. Among other German snacks that Pat's remembered Ash getting, but the majority is chocolate.]

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You're officially the best boyfriend in the world, holy shit.

[Just gonna start snacking on some--]

How's everything else going?

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The volunteer work over at Eaglewing Library's been going well. I'm... honestly thinking about sticking with it.

[Partially because he does really enjoy it, partially because it makes him feel better about himself, given Everything Else, but he's not going to say that part.]

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Yeah? Nerd. [Affectionate] Librarian suits you.

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[And that first bit just gets an amused look. That's rich coming from you, Ash!!!]

You think so? Might be what I end up aiming for, then...

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Yeah, I think so.

[No one ask him his plans.]

Are you gonna stick with music for like, a hobby?

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Yeah, for sure. I enjoy it too much to just give up, and it makes for a good outlet anyway. Why?

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[He gestures around to the house.]

I'm stayin' with Elliot and music is fuckin' everywhere?

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Okay, fair enough.

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Yeah. God, the fuckin' cello...

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...? What are you talking about?

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The fuckin' cello, the one that Zhongli--wait. Shit.

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[Perhaps unfortunately for everyone involved, Pat's a smart guy.

Not that he has to be to put two and two together.

He just buries his face in Ash's shoulder and groans. Whatever higher powers may or may not exist, strike him down now, that would be less embarrassing...]

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[Pat pat the Pat...?]

Don't ask what cello he bought you. Elliot handled it.

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[Death would be kinder.]

Mmgh. Right, so, talking about literally anything else.

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Berry's afraid of the shower.

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[Lifting his head.]

What?

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She's never seen me use one! I used the ones at the campsite, so she has no idea what the fuck that thing is.

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[Pffff--]

Oh my god. Poor Berry.

[As he reaches over to pet her.]

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[She rolls over for belly rubs.]

Orthie ain't a fan either, but I think that's because she burps fire.

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[He chuckles. Belly rubs for Berry!!]

Yeah, makes sense...

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Need to get a squirt gun for when they're bein' little shits.

[Orthie whines. No wet!]

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Wow.

[Pats for Orthie too--]

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Look, I'm livin' with two guys who go cat! I need something!